dorkly:

The 25 Best #PokemonSongTitles

In celebration of the upcoming Pokemon: Symphonic Evolutions tour, the official Pokemon and Nintendo of America Twitter accounts set up a hashtag on Twitter, #PokemonSongTitles - calling for users to come up with their own Pokemon-branded versions of popular songs. Not surprisingly, Twitter delivered big-time.

Click here to see our favorite entries!

bdsmproblems:

When you wish your mom a, “Happy father’s day!” in thanks for her being both parents your entire life, and she replies with, “Good to know you won’t be looking for a daddy figure in your relationships!”

bdsmproblems:

When you’re used to being covered up but end up on vacation in the middle of winter and your bikini is cut a little high.

Your mom’s comment: “You have a big bruise on your bum, sweetheart!”

So you tell her you walked into a table.

"On both sides???"

bdsmproblems:

Being in Medical school. Genetics class becomes a nightmare when you accidentally refer to the genes as “dominant and submissive” instead of “dominant and recessive”.

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me.